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Cats and KingsOnce upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a cat. Every day, she dined upon the finest fish there was to be had.Cats and Kings by ApatheticInsanity
But one day, the cat king said, "No one is permitted to fish from the royal river! Everyone who does will be denied catnip."
Now this cat loved her fish, but she also wanted the catnip. She decided that the best way to get both would be to incite a rebellion against the cat king. She began to build a secret conspiracy against the king, named the Tooth and Paw, TP for short, so everyone else would think they were talking about toilet paper.
Indeed, their first act of defiance was to TP the royal palace and other government buildings. The king was furious and demanded to know who had done it. But the members of the TP operated in secrecy, and only the mastermind of it all (our fish-loving heroine) knew everyone involved, so only a couple of people were caught. The traitor was dealt with shortly.
After the traitor was done away with, our fish-loving feline decided t